I finally bought another thing

Kinja'd!!! "Trunk Impaired 318" (matteocscaptura)
04/04/2018 at 16:47 • Filed to: None

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After what seemed like an eternity searching for my next vehicle I finally found one that I was willing to pull the trigger on. I always figured I was going to end up with something like a Taco, Frontier, 4Runner etc. but the value that those types of vehicles hold out here ( 4 corners-ish area) is simply insane.

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So I decided to embrace my family’s car buying style and ended up with a hugely depreciated, German luxury SUV.

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I refer to it as my ugly car with a beautiful engine. Its a 1 owner, 2005, CayenneS, got it for a pretty good deal (after passing its PPI with mostly flying colors). I’ve pretty much lived my entire life with used BMWs so Im fully aware of what I’ve got myself into but I have to say that so far I have no regrets. Feel free to AMA about why Im a masochist, etc, or just enjoy the engine porn of a fancy Touareg.

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DISCUSSION (20)


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > Trunk Impaired 318
04/04/2018 at 16:50

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These came standard with the air suspension right? Also if im not mistaken these are the cars with the highest number of electrical gremlins per lb.


Kinja'd!!! OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > Trunk Impaired 318
04/04/2018 at 16:51

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I wish you wallet the best. Hopefully nothing happens! Fun buy though!


Kinja'd!!! Ash78, voting early and often > HammerheadFistpunch
04/04/2018 at 16:54

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PAR for the courSH.


Kinja'd!!! Noah - Now with more boost. > Trunk Impaired 318
04/04/2018 at 16:56

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Congrats and good luck! These look 10 years younger with larger wheels, especially the V8 models. Good on you for finding the only Cayenne someone ordered in an actual color that year too!


Kinja'd!!! Trunk Impaired 318 > HammerheadFistpunch
04/04/2018 at 16:58

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Air suspension was an option although for whatever reason Porsche’s system has a failure rate well under that of Mercedes or Range Rover (not saying much).

Mine has standard shocks and springs and Im really only concerned about the mechanical reliability which is remarkably good on these.


Kinja'd!!! BeaterGT > Trunk Impaired 318
04/04/2018 at 17:05

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What’s the name of the color? Looks perty fanceh.


Kinja'd!!! KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Trunk Impaired 318
04/04/2018 at 17:09

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Oh look

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Kinja'd!!! E92M3 > Trunk Impaired 318
04/04/2018 at 17:10

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Congrats!

How many miles are on it? Have the coolant pipes and driveshaft been addressed already? I’m waiting on the 2nd gens to depreciate to these levels.


Kinja'd!!! Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen > HammerheadFistpunch
04/04/2018 at 17:38

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Higher than a Range Rover? Shit, that’s impressive!


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > HammerheadFistpunch
04/04/2018 at 18:05

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Hahahahaaha says allroad from the grave


Kinja'd!!! Captain of the Enterprise > Trunk Impaired 318
04/04/2018 at 19:07

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Props for actually revealing the car instead of making 12 posts where we have to guess or whatever before the inevitable reveal which ends up being dissapointing in comparison to the wasted time and high expectations.


Kinja'd!!! Trunk Impaired 318 > E92M3
04/04/2018 at 19:13

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Just hit 114k, coolant pipes appear to have been replaced but there’s no documentation so I’ll probably do them sometime this summer. Driveshaft was also given the all clear by the shop that did the PPI but it’s on the list of things to do/watch out for.


Kinja'd!!! Trunk Impaired 318 > Captain of the Enterprise
04/04/2018 at 19:14

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Nah, gotta do it all in 1 post with minimal effort on the readers part


Kinja'd!!! Trunk Impaired 318 > BeaterGT
04/04/2018 at 19:15

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[insert fancy name here] red metallic

Most likely


Kinja'd!!! Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW! > Trunk Impaired 318
04/04/2018 at 19:17

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Wow! Congrats on the fancy Toureg.


Kinja'd!!! Trunk Impaired 318 > Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW!
04/04/2018 at 19:26

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Thanks!


Kinja'd!!! Spanfeller is a twat > Trunk Impaired 318
04/04/2018 at 20:27

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Awesome colour is awesome.

How are you feeling about maintenance?


Kinja'd!!! Trunk Impaired 318 > Spanfeller is a twat
04/04/2018 at 20:40

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Well, the only car I’ve ever had that wasn’t built or designed by Germans was a Aw11 with 205k miles so Im not exactly scared. Im a big believer in the Germans designing and building most things well but expect you to replace stuff when its meant to be. Do your preventative maintenance and the cars will treat you well.


Kinja'd!!! Spanfeller is a twat > Trunk Impaired 318
04/04/2018 at 20:42

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Oh, yeah. My family mostly runs german cars and they’re only nightmares when you’re lazy about their maintenance. we had an x5 work off road for us for 15 years without any issue but a small electrical goblin that went away anyway after a servicing.


Kinja'd!!! dannyzabolotny > Trunk Impaired 318
04/05/2018 at 02:46

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Good choice! Far more interesting and satisfying to drive than any SUV from the Japs.